One quiet night, after the whole campus was deep in slumber, I awoke to go to the bathroom. Though this is a common occurrence I have always absolutely loathed having to get out of my cozy bed just to go pee. The result is that I usually just lay in bed, putting off the inevitable as long as possible. So there I was, laying half awake in my bed when all of a sudden something happened that snapped me wide awake. The usual night sounds of the jungle (frogs, crickets, and the occasional bird) were overpowered by a new sound altogether.
The sound I heard was a low, deep, menacing rumble that sounded quite close. The instant I heard it my heart started racing as my thoughts reverted back a week or so ago to when I had heard the roar of a jungle cat thundering through the trees. It had sounded like an African lion at the time. I didn't even know pumas or jaguars could make that kind of noise! Nevertheless, now I was hearing it again, only this time it was a lot quieter, but also much closer!
Michael, who was sleeping peacefully at my side was oblivious to the little adventure I was having. I let him sleep. He didn't even stir as I launched myself out of bed and hurried quietly to the rail of our back porch. I peered eagerly out into the star-lit night, hoping beyond hope to catch a glimpse of the cat. I looked in every direction, but everything had quickly fallen back into the nightly routine, as if nothing had ever happened.
Sadly disappointed, I trudged to the toilet, relieved my weary body, and shuffled back to bed with one last glance out the window. Nothing. But no sooner had I crawled back in bed, tucked in my mosquito net, and laid back down then I heard the sound a second time! My heart picked up its tempo again, but this time I started to think things through a little more. Something, somehow was slightly different about the noise. I was definitely more awake now than I had been the first time and my sleepy brain was working overtime. I reasoned the sound out enough in my mind that I finally reached a startling, and rather embarrassing, conclusion.
This low rumble of a growl that I had heard twice now was not coming from outside at all. In fact, I realized, the noise was coming from our neighboring house, just a wall away, where Melissa's visiting mother was sleeping soundly. Yes, Barbara was snoring!
My discovery was confirmed just a moment later when I heard the sound again. Now that I had labeled the noise there was no mistaking it. It was indeed snoring. It had been so irregular, however, that it had me thoroughly convinced that my long awaited for jaguar was prowling around outside my house. I was glad Michael was asleep through all this. Though completely alone in my humiliation, I ducked a little deeper under the covers, feeling outlandishly sheepish about my mistake.
I have yet to see my jaguar.